Israeli Experts to Fly to New Orleans -- Recommend Disengagement from Gulf Coast

:) Israeli experts are on their way to battered Big Easy. Rumors have it that they have been conducting secret meetings in Brussels in order to come up with a solution to the situation. The plan has not yet been released but sources say the Israeli experts are confident that their plan will succeed and bring a better, more secure life to Americans. One expert was quoted as saying: 'We have experience in running, disengaging, expelling and evacuating that is unmatched in today's world and as such we offer our assistance with full confidence that it is the best available.'