Sharon to UN for Victory Lap

:) Lap watchers were reported to be lining up outside the UN. "What's a lap watcher?" -- one self proclaimed lap watcher on hand was asked. "I watch laps and Sharon has a particularly interesting one. When he sits it really is hard to identify for obvious reasons. It's a challenge but I think I'm up to it." But other self defined lap watchers had a different take on it. "Lap watching is about watching someone lap something up, like water from a bucket. It is the cousin of licking and the brother of kissing up. This is an historic occasion for us lap watchers." A third take was considered the most conventional. "Sharon is going to run around the UN and high five all his friends there." Still, one dissenter said that while this take is essentially correct, Sharon might roll instead of run."

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