My Very Own Kerry Concession Jokes

Kerry can't concede the election! It's not his line of work! Want a concession? Give him a war and he'll concede in one second!

Kerry: Never saw an election he could lose or a war he could win!

Concede?? ... the election.... never.
Sovereignty?? no problem!

Bill and Hillary are trying to find him to force him to concede.
They can't find him!
He went hunting!

The truth is he just can bring himself to end the Vietnam War!

He called George Soros to ask him what to do. Hillary hung up on him!

He called Jacques Chirac. Arafat is feeling better. Kofi sends his condolences. Saddam is depressed. Osama is going into hybernation.